You know who you are. You swiped my bag from one of the baseball diamonds on the Great Lawn. You moved past the bags with iPhones and wallets in them and chose mine, which had a pair of shorts and a polo shirt in it. I hope you enjoyed the outfit and the loose change you got away with. I simply used my iPhone (which you didn't get) to find a store to buy new clothes with my credit card (which was in the wallet you didn't get) and enjoyed a late-night viewing of Wall-E (which you don't deserve to see).
You, on the other hand, had to spend the evening pondering your pitiful existence as a feeble-minded lowlife who steals from innocent freckled geeks.
I know what you look like. If I ever see you again, this is what I'm gonna do with you (snaps pencil in half with thumb).
Paul O'Connor is a graphic artist living in New York City. Paul suffers from severe asthma, poor eyesight, pale skin, and red hair. Read more.
Paul is a founding member of Lost October Media Group and helps attend to several full-time clients, but he's always looking for more artistic ventures. Paul is available for freelance design projects of any kind. Feel free to contact him.
- Vector Illustration
- Print Design
- Typography
- CSS Based Web Design
- Logos/Branding
- Symphony
All the images on this site are the property of Paul O'Connor. Please don't steal them. He works very hard to make them. Hijack his site and he will release the hounds.
